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		<title>Internet Marketing Products &#8211; Who Will Buy My Magic Beans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Make Money Online]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crap products]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope that I am preaching to the choir with this post! If not I hope that I have at least a few new choir members at the end of it. I did have a post planned about how taking baby steps are the way forward with your business but that can wait. This is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope that I am preaching to the choir with this post! If not I hope that I have at least a few new choir members at the end of it.</p>
<p>I did have a post planned about how taking baby steps are the way forward with your business but that can wait. This is more important, if it resonates with just 1 person then it &#8216;s a worthwhile post.</p>
<p>Do you believe in fairies?</p>
<p>Do you believe in Unicorns?</p>
<p>Do you think that Jack In the Beanstalk is a true story?</p>
<p>No I guess that 99% of you will answer no to that&#8230;magic beans  yeah right Mark, pull the other one ( The missing 1%&#8230;it&#8217;s the Internet, people believe all sorts of stuff they read!)</p>
<p>So we&#8217;ve established that you are quite sane and rational, now if I offered you a magic button system that you just just needed to press a button let the sofware run and it would generate thousands of dollars a day would you believe me?</p>
<p>The chances are that a few of you might.</p>
<p>If I dressed that up with a fancy sales page, proof of earnings and testimonials I can guarantee that even a few more would.</p>
<p>Now imagine if i got a bunch of my buddies to email all their contacts and tell them about my magic button system and say look as a gift for buying this magic button you can have a nice gift of this cool course.  I bet you that I&#8217;d get quite a few people buy my magic button.</p>
<p>In all your time online and in Internet marketing have you ever seen a product with a sales letter full of big red headlines and Hype ever deliver on what it promised?  I know that I for one certainly haven&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Nada, zilch zip.. Not one has delivered.</p>
<p>Salesletters are created by very skillful people and are designed to get your emotions firing, if you don&#8217;t want to get sucked in by every piece of crap out there then you need to keep your emotions under control. Read the sales letter, or watch the video then go away from it and come back later. Now look at it with detachment.</p>
<p>Could the sales letter apply to any other poor program you&#8217;ve bought?</p>
<p>Do The claims sound realistic?</p>
<p>If there were no proof of earning or testimonials would you still feel as strongly about it?</p>
<p>Finally ask yourself 2 questions&#8230;</p>
<p>If I had this system and it was making me $175,000 a month or whatever the claim is would I sell it for $67 on clickbank?</p>
<p>And&#8230; If it&#8217;s so good why Is marketer X offering me a bonus supposedly worth more than the product to buy it.</p>
<p>Still want to buy my Magic Beans?</p>
<p>Let me know what you think of this post by commenting below, the best comment might even get some magic beans.</p>
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		<title>Some Products Suck- There is More to Life Than Making Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crap products]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Make Money Online]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Enough is enough, when are some internet marketers going to realize that you can&#8217;t keep releasing crap products just because you want a new holiday or a car. Sometimes I get so frustrated with some of the crap products that get released onto the market. First you get your rehashed rubbish that just expounds common [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enough is enough, when are some internet marketers going to realize that you can&#8217;t keep releasing crap products just because you want  a new holiday or a car.</p>
<p>Sometimes I get so frustrated with some of the crap products that get released onto the market. First you get your rehashed rubbish that just expounds common myths. This type of product is from marketers who can&#8217;t be bothered doing their own research and have probably never made a cent doing what they are supposedly teaching.Then you get the marketer who releases basically the same product under different names or under Version 1 version 2 and version 3. All Products based on an original book should have a lifetime update guarantee.</p>
<p>Whats worst of all is marketers who have always been honest and straight forward who release utter and total rubbish with an outrageous price tag of $995 and with a big discount if you get in early. (hmmmm Mark that sounds very specific!)You might be able to justify it if you spent months writing the product but when it is so obviously outsourced to the lowest bidder and not even proof read then that shows a complete lack of respect for you customers. At least my spelling and grammar mistakes are my own!</p>
<p>As you know I&#8217;ve recently done some outsourcing experiments and I am aware that there is a need for a good quality product on the topic that doesn&#8217;t hook you into a long term payment system just to get the info. So i&#8217;ve been checking out whats on the market and getting feed back from people I know who have the products.</p>
<p>Anyway  a certain product by 2 well known exponents of PLR was mentioned but not in a good light. Below is a sample that was sent to me , I am assured that it is the same all the way through the book. I was told that the videos are much better and there is a separate audio taken from the video&#8217;s So my main gripe is the appallingly poor pdf&#8217;s as seen here&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Low Quality<br />
The cost should set you back about $2-$3. Links is about 400 words. It is best for information site. If you get 50-100 articles written for $2, that’s $200 that you&#8217;re testing the market with. If you get a $100 a month back from testing that, then it is worthwhile to test the market and see how to invest that into some higher quality content<br />
Best written by predominantly English speaking Romanians and Philippines. Higher end non-native English speaking countries; based on experience you can get good contents from the Philippines and Romania. You can give $600-$800 a month for a 50-80 articles a week. You can start off hiring them to do 10-20 articles per month, then 100-300 articles per month. Then they can’t take anymore and you find another person. And that’s what you want to do. You want to maximize their time and get to them to work full time for you.</p>
<p>Mid-range<br />
These range from $6-$10 probably 400-550 words give or take, in links. This is sort of like a step up.<br />
I wouldn’t put this on an authority site but it’s also better stuff than what you can get from the Philippines or Romania. Best for information sites and affiliate sites. Best people to write this are primarily English speaking countries: US, UK, Australia. These are people who do not have specific expertise. They are average people (like Mom and Pop) who are doing writing on the side to earn extra cash.</p></blockquote>
<p>The first thing about this is the amazingly poor English, it&#8217;s obvious that it&#8217;s never been proof read and has been outsourced. Maybe there was a reason for not writing it themselves and yes outsourcing does make sense if you hire a professional writer. But come on that is just not acceptable especially with such a high price tag..$995 or $295 I wouldn&#8217;t pay $2.95 for it.</p>
<p>Secondly the facts are it&#8217;s just complete and utter rubbish. You can get great quality articles for a fraction of the amount they are quoting. Anybody who spent time doing any sort of outsourcing would know that. Check out my outsourcing experiment category for examples of what you can get done.</p>
<p>So before anyone says I am talking rubbish and you can&#8217;t get good quality content and a great price here is an article I outsourced and that cost me $1.  Yes $1 Don&#8217;t ask me who my writer is, I won&#8217;t tell you, but I save that sort of information for the members of WordPress goldmine (see some marketers know how to look after their members)</p>
<blockquote><p>How To Be An Alpha Male</p>
<p>By [INSERT NAME]<br />
So you want to be an alpha male? YOU want to be the one that all the women look at? Well KEEP READING, I will have all the ladies eating out of your hand by the end of this article.</p>
<p>What is an Alpha Male? HOW do you be an alpha male? Well to define it;</p>
<p>“In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow.”</p>
<p>So do YOU want the people to follow you? The LADIES to follow you?  Then you have to assume the position of power, which is a lot harder than it sounds.</p>
<p>This day and age, being ALPHA is a lot more difficult than it seems, as public perceptions on what is “cool” and/or “attractive” in a man is a lot different than it used to be. Not only do you have to consider a general consensus, but there is the individual desires of every woman you have to consider also. If you follow these general tips, and add your own to it, I am certain that you will be asserting your alpha status in no time, and those ladies WILL be begging to get your number!</p>
<p>How To Be An Alpha Male:</p>
<p>CONFIDENCE: THE #1 Trait the separates successful men from others, and DEFINES Alpha males, is confidence. Confidence is a reflection of your ‘inner-feelings’ and the way you feel about life in general. If a man is GENUINELY confident, then he is usually successful in life. He has money, a good job and no worries. Men, Women and Human beings in general all desire to be successful. If you exude this confidence then women will pick up on this and begin to take notice of you.</p>
<p>ASSERTIVENESS: If you carry that confidence that I introduced to you in the first paragraph, you can then move on and be assertive. Don’t be aggressive about it, but being gently assertive can be VERY EFFECTIVE. For instance;</p>
<p>“Hey guys, this place blows, lets go to bar123 and drink there. The women are better there anyway!”</p>
<p>Versus</p>
<p>“Hey, errr, what do you guys think? Should we go somewhere else?”</p>
<p>I want to ask you a genuinely serious question. What would you most likely respond to? Pay attention to? Which guy would you RESPECT more?</p>
<p>……..I thought you’d pick guy #1</p>
<p>BODY LANGUAGE: Asides from confidence, this would have to be the #1, it is quite hard to pick between the two, and I would say the body language and confidence are essential to each other.  If you are confident, your body language will be positive, and that is an excellent combination. That being said, if you are confident, but you sit hunched, never look at anyone or speak softly….how can you convey the message of confidence?? You cannot, and you would surely fail!! For instance;</p>
<p>Guy 1: He is WELL dressed, Neat in appearance, Speaks clearly and loud enough so all can hear him. He sits and stands tall, and smiles always. When making eye contact, he will draw you in to him.</p>
<p>Guy 2: IF you could see his face (he is always looking down) it would be indifferent. Un shaven and wearing dirty-ish clothes, his mumble can barely be heard. Slumped down in his chair, he is barely noticeable in the crowd.</p>
<p>Which guy do YOU want to be? ….Guy #1 again, I thought so.</p>
<p>[Resource Box Below]</p>
<p>If you would like to read more of my tips, or learn about being an effective alpha male head on over to [Resource Link] for Blah Blah</p></blockquote>
<p>I think what really upsets me is that there is so much crap around that products by the good guys  like Potpiegirl and John Xfactor  get over looked.</p>
<p>If you had anyone recommend a certain outsourcing product to you recently ask them if they read it!!</p>
<p>I feel much better for venting sorry if some of the language offended you but you really don&#8217;t know how angry this made me&#8230; (yeah i know get a life!!!!)</p>
<p>Right I hope you read this article and took a copy of it as I suspect it will be another one that ends up with me getting a lawyers letter demanding that I remove it or a threat from the owner.</p>
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		<title>BRACE BRACE BRACE- More Hype Incoming</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 07:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Free Thinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Income Generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cb quantum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crap products]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Straight on the tails of The Clickbank Code comes another over hyped over priced Clickbank Product. This is a warning you are about to get inundated with emails for yet another Clickbank product. Yes in a week or two CB Quantum will go live. The pre-written emails are ready to go along with the bits [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Straight on the tails of The Clickbank Code comes another over hyped over priced Clickbank Product.</p>
<p>This is a warning you are about to get inundated with emails for yet another Clickbank product. Yes in a week or two CB Quantum will go live. The pre-written emails are ready to go along with the bits of video ready to get you warmed up. You&#8217;ll get pre written emails and bonus offers  all in an effort to get you to buy the product and earn the affiliate a very healthy commission.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not even going to mention my views about the 3 guys producing this product. It would probably get me landed with a writ for defamation of character, lets just say I loathe the methods they use, and believe that the whole area of Internet marketing would be better off without people like them.</p>
<p>My issue with this is that this is yet another product about how to make money using clickbank. The thing that gets me is that these guys have been producing Clickbank guides for several years now &#8230;If I am not mistaken Clickbank hasn&#8217;t changed , the methods are still the same. Why are the methods that they once sold for $47 or $97 now worth $1000? If you get emails promoting this before you unsubscribe ask them why the other clickbank books they promoted are no longer valid!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t be taken in by their slick sales letters, they make most of their money by selling crap like this to their lists of subscribers and then creating another book about how they made a million dollars and now own a Ferrari and yacht&#8230;then sell that to their lists.</p>
<p>Making money with clickbank is easy and you don&#8217;t need to spend $1000 to find out how to do it.</p>
<p>Here is how i do it&#8230;</p>
<p>Disclaimer&#8230; I don&#8217;t own a Ferrari or a Yacht so if that&#8217;s how you judge success then don&#8217;t follow the guide below. I do however get a nice payment from Clickbank every week.</p>
<p>1. Find a Product, Cbengine.com or CBsnooper.com are great for doing this.</p>
<p>2. Set up a landing page or a blog with a review of the product. I prefer the review method.</p>
<p>3. Find a series of keywords that people interested in that niche would use when searching for information.</p>
<p>4. Use the keywords to drive visitors to your site either by Article marketing Or PPC  (I prefer Article marketing It&#8217;s cheaper and 1 article can get thousands of views!)</p>
<p>Thats it for this latest rant I&#8217;ll be unsubscribing from anyone who sends me emails about CB Quantum. It really is time we told marketers who really don&#8217;t care about their subscribers that enough is enough.</p>
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